Boomtown Monkey's remux

THE SILICON CHIP IN ERNIES HEAD
GETS SWITCHED TO OVERLOAD
AND NOBODY'S GONNA GO TO CAPPIELOW TODAY
HE'S GONNA MAKE THEM STAY AT HOME
THE MONKEY DOESN'T UNDERSTAND IT
HE ALWAYS THOUGHT HE WAS AS GOOD AS GOLD
AND HE CAN SEE NO REASONS
'COS THERE AIN'T NO REASONS
WHAT REASON DO YOU NEED TO SHOW-OW-OW-OW-OW

TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAY'S
I WANNA SHOO-OOO-OOO-OOT THE WHOLE TRUST DOWN

THE LAPTOP MACHINE IS KEPT SO CLEAN
AND IT TYPES TO A WAITING WORLD
THE MONKEY'S SO SHOCKED
ERNIE'S WORLD IS ROCKED
AND THEIR THOUGHTS TURN TO HIS SAD WEE WORLD
BANKRUPT AND MEAN, AIN'T THAT PEACHY KEEN
ERNIE AIN'T SO KEEN TO ADMIT DEFEAT
AND HE CAN SO NO REASONS
'COS THERE AIN'T NO REASONS
WHAT REASONS DO YOU NEED
TO KNOW-O-O

TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAY'S
I WANNA SHOO-OOO-OOO-OOT THE WHOLE TRUST DOWN

AND ALL THE PLAYING'S STOPPED AT CAPPIELOW TODAY
ERNIE WANTS TO PLAY WITH HIS PET A WHILE
DUNCO'S A CLOWN, ERNIE THINKS WITH A FROWN,
AND NICK AND CHRIS ARE JUST A PAIR O' PRICKS
DANNY'S A FANNY, MCVICAR'S A TRANNIE,
FLY BOY DONNELY'S PULLED OFF ONE MEAN TRICK
AH HATE THEM ALL - WEE JIM HAD A BALL
BUT HE'LL NEVER LIE TO UNCLE ERNIE AGAIN
AND HE CAN SEE NO REASONS, 'COS THERE AIN'T NO REASONS
WHAT REASONS DO YOU NEED TO DIE, DIE ?
OH-OH-OH


TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAYS
TELL ME WHY I DON'T LIKE MONDAY'S
I WANNA SHOO-OOO-OOO-OOT THE WHOLE TRUST DOWN