Wednesday, December 21, 2011

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39 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 21, 2011 at 10:38 AM

    Awrite!

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  2. Rhubarb MessDecember 21, 2011 at 10:46 AM

    I'll close this one down as well, just you wait and see. I will not allow the truth to be heard. I will not let my old mucker Ernie down.

    Yours Rhubarb Mess

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  3. Robert KellyDecember 21, 2011 at 11:18 AM

    I thought this had went away.

    If I get a pull for this Jim I'm telling them everything I know, you were warned to keep me and Carol out of this.

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  4. BarbarossaDecember 21, 2011 at 1:08 PM

    'Tis the season to be jolly

    Here's a reason to be jolly...... Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Ernie Newalls off his trolley........ Fa la la la la, la la la la
    13 Thousand down the swaneeeeeee....... Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Willowman spent Ernie's lollee.........Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Poor Newton has gave them money....... Fa la la la la, la la la la
    If it wasn't so sad it would be funeee....... Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Here we have it Ernie's folly .....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Ernie is a bankrupt alcoholly ....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    To the cleaners he's been taken....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Willowman has stolen his bacon ........Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Ernie's blog is full of lies.....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Willowman eat all the christmas pies .........Fa la la la la, la la la la

    Stiched wee Ernie like a kipper.....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Ernies now poorer rather than richer.....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Had to stop the defamations ....Fa la la la la, la la la la
    Condemmed Willowman to eternal damnation....Fa la la la la, la la la la

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    1. BawheidApril 6, 2017 at 10:25 AM

      Tis the season to be cocky - Fa la la la la la la la la
      Porky Pauls' a wee knob jockey - Fa la la la la la la la la
      Toby takes it up the shitter - Fa la la la la la la la
      Porky Paul expects a litter - Fa la la la la la la la la

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  5. Bar StaffDecember 22, 2011 at 2:01 AM

    I have heard a story that everyone got a free bottle of spirits for working that night, this is news to me and all that I know who worked on the night. Can I have it now?

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  6. CaretakerDecember 22, 2011 at 2:03 AM

    Am I needed as a witness or not?

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  7. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 2:42 AM

    In reply to Bar Staff,

    Everyone did get a free bottle and it was charged back to the Trust at £25 a bottle, how many bar staff where there?

    Everyone must have got a free bottle, it was in the accounts sent in by Jim.

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  8. BarbarossaDecember 22, 2011 at 2:57 AM

    What can be claimed for here?

    Can you claim for a £250 phone bill when you can't show proof, or never had it agreed, or that your on a Pay Monthly contract so it never cost you anymore?

    Can you claim £20 for a license that cost you £12?

    Can you claim £200 for T-Shirts when they only cost £140 and someone else paid for them?

    Can you claim £70 for Taxi's when this was covered by sponsorship?

    Can you claim £250 for free bottles of spirits for bar staff, when none of them got any?

    More to follow folks.....

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  9. Corckscrews, 2 for a pouuuuuuundDecember 22, 2011 at 3:05 AM

    I want a bottle.

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  10. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 7:06 AM

    can we not give all this a rest

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  11. AnonymousDecember 22, 2011 at 12:36 PM

    seems they have!

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  12. Chick YoungDecember 23, 2011 at 4:27 AM

    Can someone explain to me why my fee, in £10 and £5 all £600 of it ,had people's names written all over the money?

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  13. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 4:35 AM

    ...and the REAL Chick Young said - 'This is getting VERY embarrassing - I thought the Chairman had authorised cash in hand payments and that would be the end of it'

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  14. NODDY HOLDERDecember 23, 2011 at 7:11 AM

    ARE YOU HANGING UP YOUR STOCKING ON THE WALL
    WEE JIM SHOULD BE HAVING A BALL
    BUT YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLE THE MONEY
    YOU SHOULDN'T HAVE STOLEN THE CASH
    THE TRUTH WILL BE OVER YOU LIKE A NASTY RASH

    SO HERE IT IS MERRY XMAS
    EVERYBODY'S HAVING FUN
    EXCEPT JIM AND ERNIE
    'CAUSE WE'VE GOT THEM ON THE RUN

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  15. RUDOLPHDecember 23, 2011 at 7:13 AM

    next up......

    ERNIE THE RED-NOSED ALKY, HAD A VERY SHINEY NOSE

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  16. Fat Boy JimDecember 23, 2011 at 7:17 AM

    To Bar Staff

    You put a bottle in, a bottle out
    a bottle in and you shake it all about
    You say you've got the bottle,
    but you ain't got one at all
    that's what it's all about - see

    oh pockle all the figures
    oh pockle all the figures
    oh pockle all the figures
    and all the drinks for me

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  17. Inch High Private EYeDecember 23, 2011 at 11:41 AM

    Some of you may wonder where all the money really went, I can now reveal for the first time where it all went, there is a drain just out side No 28 South Street. Look there, you may not see much, but it pure does reek of piss

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  18. Jim's MateDecember 23, 2011 at 11:44 AM

    Look listen guys give it a rest, Jim is alright and a decent guy. He even managed to wraggle his own table free drink all night, shows you how decent the guy is. So please give it a rest. I even git a free seat.

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  19. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 7:03 PM

    Give it up..Case is lost..GMST Fucked...

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  20. AnonymousDecember 23, 2011 at 7:20 PM

    Jims mate cant spell..must be a trust member...

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  21. BarbarossaDecember 24, 2011 at 3:55 AM

    Your right GMST have been fucked right over by a we fat liar and a bigger bankrupt alchy liar posing as a doctor.

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  22. BarbarossaDecember 24, 2011 at 6:21 AM

    Ernie was never a doctor, might have seen more doctors than most, but he was never one.

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  23. BarbarossaDecember 24, 2011 at 6:22 AM

    Jims mate can't spell, must be Jim then

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  24. AnonymousDecember 24, 2011 at 6:41 AM

    wee burd said - anybody remember Donnelly in the Tilly over yon insurence scam

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  25. AnonymousDecember 24, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    Your wee burd cannot spell

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  26. AnonymousDecember 24, 2011 at 7:49 AM

    Can you still get a hardon if your old...and a jakey?

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  27. Dr.CrippenDecember 25, 2011 at 1:37 PM

    Dr. Crippen's patent hardon paste would stiffen a pouffe's wrist.

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  28. Not a real doctorDecember 27, 2011 at 7:44 AM

    Once a jakey always a jakey. MJ can't handle the pressure. Take a drink MJ, go on take a drink.

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  29. Mark TouzoDecember 27, 2011 at 7:52 AM

    When is £600 only worth £30?

    Answers found in the Jim Gallacher school for dumb asses.

    The same school fellow thick heads, Ernie Newall and Iain McGregor attended

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  30. AnonymousDecember 27, 2011 at 8:14 AM

    how can you trust a doctor who cross dresses and talks to stuffed monkeys ?is this the tip of the iceberg tho.....

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  31. grim reapers uncleDecember 27, 2011 at 8:26 AM

    nice legs,shame about the face

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  32. WENCESLASDecember 29, 2011 at 8:32 AM

    OLD QUEEN ERNIE LAST LOOKED OUT
    WHEN HIS BUM WIS FREEZIN'
    TROOSERS DOON BELOW HIS KNEES
    VASELINE FOR GREASIN'

    GAY BOY ERNIE DOES ALL TRICKS
    LOADS OF HANKIE-PANKIES
    SWINGING IS HIS MAJOR VICE
    AND THREE-SOMES WI' THE KRA-AA-NKIES

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  33. THE GHOST OF XMAS PASTDecember 30, 2011 at 7:22 AM

    (WALKING IN A) WINTER WONDERLAND

    NAE'TILL-ROLL,YET TILL WIS RINGIN'
    LOADSA CASH,IT WENT MISSIN'
    HERE'S A WEE HINT, J.G.WIS SKINT
    STICKY FINGERS AND AN EVEN STICKIER HAND

    POCKLED FIGURES,DOUBLE-CLAIMS,AWAY YE GO MAN
    A CORKSCREW COSTING ALL OF EIGHTEEN POUNDS
    HELPED BY RAB AND CAROL WI'THE FAKE TAN
    PLAYING THE BIG MAN GEI'N YER PALS FREE ROUNDS

    NAE'TILL-ROLL,YET TILL WIS RINGIN'
    LOADSA CASH,IT WENT MISSIN'
    HERE'S A WEE HINT, J.G.WIS SKINT
    STICKY FINGERS AND AN EVEN STICKIER HAND

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  34. Bunty McSkimminJanuary 1, 2012 at 8:48 AM

    Three spreadsheets he submitted 
    All were different he admitted
    The money was gone
    Roof damage due to the storm 
    Drinking in the Willow his pastime 

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  35. Bunty McSkimminJanuary 1, 2012 at 9:15 AM

    NAE'TILL-ROLL,YET TILL WIS RINGIN'
    LOADSA CASH,IT WENT MISSIN'
    HERE'S A WEE HINT, J.G.WIS SKINT
    STICKY FINGERS AND AN EVEN STICKIER HAND

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  36. maxi's taxisJanuary 13, 2012 at 2:32 PM

    There's a hole in the bucket
    Well fuck it' well fuck it
    If that makes Sean's wee dick raw
    The Puppet can suck it.

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  37. willie weaselApril 4, 2017 at 9:38 AM

    HEN BROON WENT TAE TOON
    WAE HIS KNICKERS HINGIN' DOON
    THE POLIS SAW HIS PERISCOPE
    NOO HE'S HINGIN' FRAE A ROPE

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  38. UnknownJuly 21, 2017 at 9:30 AM

    One doon and more to go
    HO HO HO HO HO HO HO!!

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